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The picture above is from the
Office Space Movie (1999)
We strongly recommended that you see this movie before
coming to work with us!
Dom Portwood:
Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS
reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill
talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the
policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've
already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new
coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if
you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All
right!

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IF YOUR ANSWER TO
THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS WITH SIMILAR ANSWERS TO
THE ONES BELOW CHANCES ARE WE WILL BE VERY MUCH
INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH YOU!!!
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QUESTION |
DESIRED ANSWER |
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1. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? |
Somewhere in the Bahamas, with a Hawaiian
shirt on, and hopefully without having to
work ever again! By the way, do you keep your
employees for 10 years? |
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2. Why do you want to work for us? |
Because I need a job damn it! If it is not
you, then it will be someone else, would it
not? |
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3. Name 5 strengths of yours? |
Who the hell are you to judge me? Well, let
me think, I can drink a bottle of vodka and
still be alive. |
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4. Name 5 weaknesses of yours? |
You go first, please. |
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THEN HOWEVER, WE DO HAVE SOME CRITICAL
REQUIREMENTS FOR OUR PEOPLE
As the working style of
Sofia Web Design is extremely professional and
our company is very ambitious about growing
itself on a global level, we ask from all of our
people to have:
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1. Integrity |
When Sofia Web Design promises that a job will be
done by say 8:00 next Monday, the job MUST be
done by 8:00 next Monday. We expect nothing less
from our people. If the above is true however, we
could not care less, what time they come to work,
what time they leave, or if they play foosball
during working hours.
"Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never
will" - Oliver Cromwell |
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2. Ability to have fun
while working |
We think that our Clients are best served when we
enjoy ourselves, working together as partners in
teams. Working with us should be fun not a
frustration.
"He was a wise man who
invented beer." - Plato |
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3. Professionalism |
Sofia Web Design is not your typical Bulgarian
company! We are in business globally and our
company constantly works to match or well exceed
the best practices in the world. We want to dance
with the big boys out there and our people must
be able and excited to take on that challenge.
"Investing is simple, it is
just hard to do" - Warren Buffet |
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4. Ability to learn |
We believe that most things in life are like an
"open book exam". Challenges come along every day
and our people must be willing and able to take
on them. We do seek educated people; however, we
believe that the best thing about education is
not all that stuff that one learns and later
instantly forgets, but instead is the development
of one's ability to learn throughout life.
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw
yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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5. Commitment |
We are working hard to grow our business and
because of that we need an impeccable track
record with our customers as we surely want to
keep them for the long haul.
"If we do a good job for one
person, he/she will probably tell 2-3 other
people. If we do a bad job for one person, he/she
will most likely tell 50 other people." - This
cute quote is ours :) |
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6. Commitment to our
clients |
We know, this sounds like that good old bad
cliché that most businesses are putting on their
websites to say how cool they really are (they do
it of course because they do not know what else
to say). But really, without our clients, there
will be no need for our business, would it? So,
we will take care of them and will give them our
best shot. And hopefully, at the end of the day,
we will get our paychecks :) |
CURRENT POSITIONS AT SOFIA WEB DESIGN
1. WEB DEVELOPERS AND WEB DESIGNERS [More
information here]
2. ACCOUNT MANAGERS [More information here]
3. FREELANCE WEB DESIGNERS AND DEVELOPERS
[More information here]
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